Colon Cleanse

Hmm, isn’t it cranberry juice that is a colon cleanser? I don’t remember, but anyway, I think it is, which means that cranberry sauce should work to, right? Since I had cranberry sauce at Thanksgiving, and will be having it again at Christmas and probably New Year’s, my colon should be cleaned for awhile. Oh wait, do women have colons? I don’t remember now. I’m in a silly mood tonight if you couldn’t tell.